I thought the last one is Mesut Özil 
A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, “Here’s a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks.”
The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his junk in the gator’s mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a drinks bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed!
Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: “I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try.”
After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It’s a woman…
“I’ll give it a try,” she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the bloody bottle."
Follow her on youtube, shes so ditzy but very rich from her video’s
oih oih fuknutz your treading on dangerous ground there
What’s her name?
driving school with drive-in… very modern
