Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

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I hope this one is as funny as she thought it was, and funnier than the last one I posted. If it’s not funny, somebody please let me know.

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Peter developed some trust issues :sweat_smile:

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:no_mouth:

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Hi @iain , I noticed you reacted with a shocked face emoji. Can you give me the gist of what he’s saying? If it’s not appropriate or not funny I’ll take it down. Thanks a lot.

was me :wink:
lot of talks , but childisch
just not funny

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The gist of it is that siri he starts by asking why his alphabet soup says ooooooo siri replies you dumb fuck you are eating spaghetti o’s, keeps telling him he is dumb for stuff like stuffing his phone up his ass to make a booty call, going to the library to find facebook, going to the dentist when your bluetooth isn’t working, you get hit by a parked car or can’t put M & M’s in alphabetical order (there are a few more). At the end he say’s to siri that he’s smart enough to be president, Siri replies oh for the love of god please no.

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Thank you for taking the time to write all that out. That was truly funny.

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Got my wife a pug dog yesterday. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat…the dog seems to like her.

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