Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

My wife said she wants to donate some clothes to people that are starving. All I said was that people that fit into your clothes aren’t starving. That’s how the argument started.

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My kids wanted to try an escape room so I locked them in their room with a rotary phone, analog TV, remote control and instructions on how to escape in cursive. So far it has been 3 hours.

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Halloween is coming: Pizza 'Skull ‘n Bones’

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I saw a similar video two days ago. The skulls are made from mushrooms, but I wonder what the bones are made from?

Is it for Macdonald ? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :poop:

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According to the recipe, these are pieces of dough

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india:

meanwhile in germany:

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if you want to travel overnight:

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We must be visiting the same websites.
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probably not … well, not directly :wink: one of my friends posts stuff like that in our private discord channel. I think his source is pr0gramm…

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LOL! That’s funny, but not only is it the epitome of laziness, it’s not even doing a good job.
:rofl: :rofl:

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Questions for you guys on this one. Wouldn’t your step dad be married to your mother? I mean if he’s not married to your mother then he’s not your stepdad, right?

And yes, I thought about him divorcing your mother and marrying someone like this, but isn’t that stretching the envelope just to make a meme?

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