Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

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It may be time to call it a day then. Have a pleasant evening everyone :smiling_face_with_tear: :joy:

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I don’t know what the parrot is saying but it must be really funny. Maybe somebody could “translate” for me. Thanks.

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Sneaky bastards!

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Cockgames

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There is some talkin about weed but to be honest I do not get that joke at all

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Not all of it is here, the “parrot” says a lot. But an excerpt may go something like this.

“I’m going to tell out loud how I’m really feelin’. Everytime someone sees me, they ask: Polly want a cracker? Hell no, Polly don’t want no cracker. I’ll tell you what Polly really wants…some weed. I like to smoke and drink. I ain’t no regular bird. So next time you come talk me, come talk to me correct. I ain’t gonna say it no more.”

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That’s hysterical!! Thanks very much for the “translation”.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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