ok the post above was prob to deep , so heres another more shallow one 
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At least it fucking shuts them up for however long
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watched the full vid yesterday , funny as fuk they where s__tting thereselves , but the ending was good they all went into there home for a ■■■■
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Nearly c___ed on me b___dy coffee then, brilliant
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M____r-in-law Geertje comes home and finds her son-in-law furiously packing his bags.
What happened, she asks him. What happened, I’ll tell you… I sent my wife an email saying I would be home from my trip today, and guess what I found when I got home. My wife. yes my Marie… with a naked man in our bed. Our marriage is over, I’m leaving for good.
Relax, says the m____r-in-law, my d______r would never do something like that. Wait, let me ask what happened.
A few moments later, Martha comes back smiling broadly and says…see, I thought there was a simple explanation for this.
Marie never received your email.
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I was talking about the UNDENIABLE Americanised use of the word ‘Fall’ in the phrase, instead of our use of ‘Autumn’ in reference to the same season (clocks go back an hour at that time of year as you know).
My comment had nothing whatsoever to do with Old English or any other etymological origin.
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ar you being b___dy difficult again and upsetting the natives , here take chill pill and use this to swill it down
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Eso pasa si no sabes usar la boca 
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i bow to your knowledge on this matter 
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Me lo dijo una amiga 
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heres one @GladNGrumpy might relate to
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He’s a living Legend 
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