Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

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There are at least EIGHT types of ORGASM of a WOMAN.

  1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes…

  2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No…

  3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No…

  4. The Traveler - Ahh, I’m coming, I’m coming…

  5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God…

  6. The Userer - Ahh, More, More, More…

  7. The M____rer - Ahh, If you take it out, I’ll k__l you…

  8. The Submariner - Mmm…OHHH…Deeper…Go DEEPER !!

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you forgot no 9 = The fake , yes yes give it to me big boy !!

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This one has appeared on this page before. It was a while back but it has…

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That steak needed resting a little more - would have been less b___d. My wife felt the same until she tasted some sirloin (porterhouse) that had been rested just the amount of time and without looking at it first. Has to be really good quality meat though and she now would not have it any other way

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I’m sure you’re right. I don’t recall seeing it, but there have been quite a number of duplicate and triplicate posts in this topic.
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Nada es lo que parece…

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GAGi49_WsAEAf8P

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That is not a joke. It is 100% true :joy:

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it is more like American ■■■■ is a joke :nerd_face:

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