1234 get your next ones in
D) no sabe como decirte que la tenes demasiado pequeña sin herir tu ego 
Yo elevaría el número a 3000. No nos subestimen 
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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the m____r goes to the d__gstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the m____r says, “who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the f____r, m____r, and the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your d______r has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your d______r for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stor es, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factorie s and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”
At this point, the m____r placed a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and told him, ‘You’ll fuck her again.”
I spit my coffee all over my screen you fucker
have a good luck and when you see it , you wont be able to unsee it
you sick bastards its just the babies leg
A really good shot and catch