Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

yes i could do that and fortunate enough to have a cemetey adjacent to my land :wink: :wink:,if needed , i know the lads that dig and fill in the plots , a handfull of wonga and in ya go ,hope you dont mind sharing :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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I’ll bet you don’t have a cemetery next to your land. You’re just trying to scare me. You can’t scare me. You find the clearing. It’s marshmallows at dawn. Then we’ll see about that cemetery.
:woozy_face: :woozy_face: :woozy_face:

And, what’s with all these weird ass words you keep using, and making me look up? You should add the meanings beside the weird words.
:stuck_out_tongue: :crazy_face: :yum:

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went to mcdonalds this morning fancied a big mac , i needed a piss so went in the toilet and saw this on the floor , so i banged on the cubicle door and said "is that you in there HENRY? you have dropped something!!"and kicked it back under the cubicle , imagine my surprise when the cubicle door opened and out walked a priest looking really flushed :rofl: :rofl:

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Someone coming out of a toilet cubicle looking really flushed.

The mind boggles!

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you got the tshirt :rofl: :rofl:

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Can I ask you a technical question with this one please…

Do you see any pixelation around the writing above those 2 pictures and indeed anything similar (a grainy appearance) on the pictures themselves? i am asking because I do and I just wondered if that’s how it looks anyway or if it’s my computer screen not behaving itself.

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I didn’t notice it, but you’re right, I have no idea why, I just grabbed the picture from the internet

at least at the second one, the first one seems to be ok here

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thats what happens when you still use a commadore 64 to download from the internet :rofl: :rofl:

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Thank you for the confirmation.

I have a new (only a couple of months ‘old’) laptop and I am not entirely convinced the screen resolution and image display is as good as it should be. I see various distortions at times which I would prefer not to see. Nothing horrendous but as a picture editior (as I think you know me to be, if you have read certain comments elsewhere), it’s not particularly convenient.

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Two old friends met by chance on the street.

After chatting for some time one said to the other, “I’m terribly sorry, but I’ve forgotten your name. You’ll need to tell me”.

The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, “How soon do you need to know?”

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When you get really lucky in an exam.

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