Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

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aint that the truth . you just gotta take a look at me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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It was great the last couple times it was posted here, too.
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hey fuk nuts !! :crazy_face: i know its been used before i used it to reply to a post , if you wanna get smart about it , we can fight it out , you go outside find a big open space with no witnesses and ill meet you there in a month or so :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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OK gentlemen, choose your weapons and go for it with all your might…

Fight Bro GIF by Stick Up Music

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bet you had this one in storage ,just waiting for the right time to upload :rofl: :rofl:

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yes i confess :slight_smile: :wink:

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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three
finalists, two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what
the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. K__l her!”

The first man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my
wife.” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the
man came out with tears in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can’t k__l my
wife." The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife
and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn.
She was given the same instructions to k__l her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few
minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, “This gun is
loaded with blanks, so I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

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You didn’t happen to see a couple of laughing emojis I left laying around here somewhere, did you? I can’t seem to fi…oh, wait, I know where they are. I left them at the end of that comment I posted about you and your other post. You with the angry face.
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You should go outside and find a big open space. You’ve got more property than I do, ya older fuka.
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