Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

Yesterday my d______r e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time…

Like sitting around the pool and _____ing ■■■■ is not a good thing.

Talking about my “doing something useful” seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was “only thinking of me” and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She replied, “Are you nuts? You are 70 years old, and now you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”

I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me, “Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”

“Oh man, I’m in trouble again; I really don’t know what to do… I signed up for five jumps a week.”

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that she had fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun …

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I don’t get this. But, that’s not too surprising, I guess, since I’m not an electrician.

The single green wire goes into a bag with sand/sawdust/whatever it is, in it, and the weird WiFi symbol on it. The double green wire goes into a smaller box and is also not attached to anything.

What does it all mean!?

The ONLY thing I got from this that could be regarded as amusing, albeit very tenuously, would be the ironic use of the arrow pointing to whatever is in the bag, without needing to.

That’s interesting. You saw it as an arrow, which it definitely looks like. I saw it as a WiFi symbol with a vertical line on top, although those lines are usually curved.

Hopefully, Jon will explain it.

Oh, you’re both running in completely the wrong direction. To understand this, you must obviously have some knowledge of electrical engineering (and it’s symbols):

There is soil/ground in the bag, and since electrical systems must be grounded for safety…

grafik

Grounding Symbol is a bit different
symbol-erdung

as a conclusion maybe we can put it together as ‘wireless grounding’ :rofl:

It is called PE (Protective Earth)

Strangely enough, I’ve actually heard that term before. Have no idea what I was reading at the time.
:thinking: :smiley:

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Thank you for that very good explanation. I understand a bit more than I did before, but I have no electrical engineering experience (that’s a nice alliteration).

So, call me dense, but why is it funny. (I have the feeling you already told me why, but it was over my head.)
:joy: :joy:

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For PE, a connection to earth must be established. e.g. at a lightning rod. A bag of earth is also earth, but not “protective earth”, no matter what symbol you stick on the bag and how much earth is in it :wink:

Dealing with the right words is an additional problem here. The German word ‘Erde’ is not just a single word in English, but e.g. ground, earth, soil…

Thank you. Now I understand why it’s funny.
:joy: :joy:

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