The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business .
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia.
Ruled by a pair of nuts!
A man is shopping with his wife. At one point he lost his wife, so he goes alone with the cart through the store, looking for his wife. Suddenly he bumps into another man’s cart with his cart. “Oh, my apologies sir,” says the man, “I wasn’t paying attention, I lost my wife and I’m looking for her.”
“Well, that’s a coincidence,” says the other, “I’ve also lost my girlfriend and I’m looking for her too.”
“That is indeed a coincidence,” says the first man and asks what his girlfriend looks like. The man says: “She is tall, slim, blond hair, nice big breasts, long legs, black boots, and a short skirt…And what does your wife look like?”
“What do I even care?” says the man. “We’re going to find yours!”
A man has 3 girlfriends, but he doesn’t know who to marry.
So he decides to take a test to find out which of the three is best for him.
He withdraws 15,000 euros from his account, spends 5,000 euros each and says: spend what you want.
The first goes shopping, buys clothes, jewelry, goes to the hairdresser, cosmetics, etc. She says to the man: I spent all your money to be more beautiful for you, to please you even more. Because I love you.
The second buys a flat screen TV, a Blue-Ray DVD console, Play-Station 4, tennis shoes, golf clubs, etc. and says, I spent all your money to make you happy. Because I love you.
The 3rd takes the money and speculates on the stock market. In three days she doubles the bet, returns the 5,000 euros to the man and says: I invested your money and earned mine with it. I can spend this on myself now. I did that because I love you.
So the man thinks…
Thinking a lot…
and contemplating…
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and thinks… (men think a lot)
and contemplating…
Men always think carefully and…
and contemplating…
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Picks his nose a little…
and contemplating…
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Farts…
and contemplating…
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burps loudly…
and contemplating…
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and thinks… (he really thinks a lot…)
and contemplating…
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scratch his pocket…
and contemplating…
and contemplating…
and contemplating…
and contemplating…
and thinks… (it takes a long time…)
and contemplates…
and contemplates…
and contemplating…
and contemplating…
And marry the one with the biggest tits!
She : "How many partners did you actually have before me?
He : “5, and you?”
She : “…” (10 minutes of silence)
He : “Sorry I asked?”
She : “No, no, that’s fine. But I’m still counting.”
