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I went to the convenience store/gas station to buy lotto tickets for the next big jackpot. You never know; someone’s gotta win, and you need a ticket to have a chance. As I got out of my car, I noticed two police officers eyeing a customer smoking while pumping gas and chatting away on his iPhone. They were having coffee, but their attention was on this guy.
Sure enough, a second later, the guy’s arm is on fire. He was running and screaming and waving his arms frantically, very close to other customers also getting gas. The officers jumped into action. One tackled the guy and rolled him around on the ground. The other threw his coffee at the burning arm, and somehow, between the two, they put the fire out.
Jeez, I said to myself, that would have been really bad! But it seems they had it under control, so I went in and got what I needed. On my way out, I saw the guy they rescued in handcuffs sitting in the back of the SUV police unit. I’m sure they had him for reckless endangerment for his actions.
Seeing this made me extremely curious, so I asked the officers;
Why are you arresting him? For stupidity?
The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said:
FOR WAVING A FIREARM!
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Must be an BMW
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That’s just pure BS 
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A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. The plane had a layover in Sacramento. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in one hour.
Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind.
Another man had noticed him as he walked by and could tell the gentleman was blind because his Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the
entire flight. He could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him, and calling him by name, said, "Keith, we’re in Sacramento for an hour, would you like to get off and stretch your legs? "
The blind man replied, “No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs.”
Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People s__ttered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
True story…Have a great day and remember… Things aren’t always as they appear
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