Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

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If it irritates you lot so much then change it i just couldn’t give a s__t.
Am sure there are far more important things in life to worry about. :roll_eyes:

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Hold on now, pal. I never said it irritated me, neither then, nor now. I was simply answering David’s question as to why. That’s it.

I believe you have a thing about people correcting your spelling and grammar, but it’s all done in good fun, pal, in jest. If you don’t see it that way, I’d say that’s something you need to work out. But, you won’t find the answers down my throat.

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Well I apologise if any offence was caused by my comment (the one above or any other, anywhere else). That certainly was NOT my intention.

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Apologies for the sharpness but have had enough of the petty getting at each other on the forum lately with everybody trying to out do everybody else all the time just had enough of reading all the inane posts all the b___dy time and members pronouncing their undying love for participants :laughing:
Maybe have just lost my sense of humour for a while, dunno. :roll_eyes:
Hence why i have packed in my subscription and need a break from all this crap, maybe permanent, may not be just don’t know yet just need bit of time out.
Will poke my head in the door in here from time to time i expect but not much else for a while.

cc @David

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I can certainly understand those feelings and I appreciate your honesty, expressing them.

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I certainly agree with you on that point. The sniping and snarkyness and outright rude and insulting behavior has gone WAY beyond out of control. It’s just one snipe after another.

Enjoy your time off, pal. I hope you have a good, relaxing break and we’ll see you back here after.

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Wife’s Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.
He agreed, but he didn’t say much.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, “nothing.”
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior.
I don’t know why he didn’t say, I love you, too.
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About15 minutes later, he came to bed.
But, I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell as___p; I cried.
I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Husband’s Diary:
A one-foot putt… Who the fuck misses a one-foot putt?

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We need a groaning emoji for that one, I think!