Mr. Dickson, the science teacher, asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole.
Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their f____rs.They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer.
“Look,” said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little “zero.”
“This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear insi…de this other hole.”“Aaaaaaahhhhhh,” said the c___dren.
The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, “Mr. Dickson,my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in 1 hole. “Hmmmm,” he thought,
“How can you put 7 holes in 1? Well, I’ll be darned; I don’t know how to do that. Um, did your f____r tell you how to?”
Yes,” said Little Johnny, "You take a flute and shove it up your arse!!.
A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked.
“What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, “Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand.”
Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye.
His f____r sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?” “But Dad, it wasn’t my fault.
We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt.
I reached over and pulled it out.
That’s when she hit me!”
“Johnny,” the f____r said.
“You don’t do those kind of things to women.”
Sure enough, the very next sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.
Johnny’s f____r said, “Johnny, I thought we had a talk!”
“But Dad,” Johnny said, “It wasn’t my fault.
There we were in church saying our prayers.
We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt.
Then Billy who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out.
Now I know she doesn’t like this, so I pushed it back in”
