There is one that seems to have an error in the URL. I’ll see if I can fix it later. Thanks for pointing it out.
Thanks for the translation. Very funny.
It rather seems to me the person filming is farting. That is why the gorilla gets confused for a short time.
i also have one with farting if you like that 
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their d______r came home
with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
d______r’s date said he could get the peanut out…
The young man told the f____r to sit down, then proceeded to
shove two fingers up the f____r’s nose and told him to blow hard.
When the f____r blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
The m____r and d______r jumped and yelled for joy. The young
man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the m____r turned to the f____r and said,
‘That’s so wonderful! Isn’t he smart? What do you think he’s going to be when he grows up?’
The f____r replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.
A load of one liners to keep you lot happy…
Elevators terrify me… I’m taking steps to avoid them.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Me and my friends put a band together, we named it 999 megabytes. Still don’t have a gig though.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. The odds were against me.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda. It was a Fanta Sea.
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident. They put me in the ICU.
In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill. Those were the darkest days of my life.
I went to the Doctor with hearing problems. He said ‘Can you describe the symptoms?’ I said: ‘Homer’s a fat dude and Marge has blue hair.’
I said to my wife: ‘When I die I’d like to die having sex.’ She replied: ‘At least it’ll be quick.’
I’ve decided I want a pet termite. I’m going to call him Clint. Clint Eatswood.
So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10-tickles.
‘Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?’ No sun.
I figured out why Teslas are so expensive. It’s because they charge a lot.
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Everybody.
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game.
Did you hear about the new Origami Porn channel? It’s paper view only.
I was really angry when I ran into my friend Mark who stole my dictionary. I said, ‘Mark my words!’
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from gardens. I was raking it in.
Two thieves were caught stealing a battery and a firework.
One was charged, the other was let off.
