I went to join a gym to lose some weight. When I asked the trainer for advice he said “Have you tried skipping?” Looking around at all the exercise machines. I replied “Seems a bit low-tech”. “No!” he shouted “I meant have you tried skipping a few meals you fat s__t!”
Someone asked me if I could name three Qatar players… I said Eric Clapton, George Harrison and Jimi Hendrix.
Two men were cellmates in prison for nine years. One day Larry said to Joe “You know man, it’s been a long time since we had some sex so you oughta let me screw you”. Joe replied “Are you crazy?!!” Larry went on to say “I promise you that it won’t hurt and we’ll flip a coin and see who screws who first”. So, Joe thought about it for a minute and finally agreed. They flipped a coin and Larry won. Still having strong reservation Joe asked “How will you tell if it hurts or not?” Larry told Joe “If it hurts you start making a____l noises, and I’ll stop. But if it feels good start singing”. Larry started the insertion and Joe screamed, Moooooooo… Moooooo… Mooooon River…
