let the fun begin!
The following comments come from British women on a C___d Support Agency form in relation to the f____r of their c___d. All statements are real! I particularly like number 11. There should actually be a prize for it…
1.) As far as the paternity of my twins is concerned, Jim Munson is the f____r of the first c___d. I’m not so sure about the second c___d, but I think it was the same night!
2.) I am not sure about the paternity of my c___d. I leaned out of the window because I wasn’t feeling well and suddenly someone grabbed me from behind. I can send you a list of the names of the men who were at the party if that helps.
3.) I don’t know who the f____r of my little d______r is. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I was having unprotected sex with a man. I can only remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you find out who the f____r is, could you give me his phone number, please? Thanks!
4.) I don’t know my d______r’s f____r. He drives a BMW that has a hole in the right door caused by my stilettos. Perhaps you could contact the BMW service stations to see if anyone has had something like this repaired.
5.) I have never had sex with a man! I am waiting for a letter from the Pope confirming that my son was of virgin birth and Christ is born again.
6.) I cannot give you the f____r’s name as he has expressly forbidden me to expose him which could have disastrous consequences for the British economy. I don’t know what to do now, inform you or show respect to my country. Please help me further?!
7.) I don’t know who the f____r of my c___d is, since all squaddies look kind of the same. But I can remember that it was a Royal Green Jacket.
8.) Peter Smith is the f____r of the c___d. If you have him, could you please ask him about my AC/DC CDs ?`
9.) From the date my d______r must have been conceived at Euro Disney. Maybe it really is a magical kingdom! [Magic Kingdom - the main attraction in Euro Disney]
10.) So much that night is still unclear to me. The only thing I can remember for sure is Delia Smith’s early evening egg show. If only I had stayed at home and kept watching TV and not gone to that party at 116 Miller Drive, I would still be infertile.
11.) I am unsure about the paternity of my baby. If you eat a can of beans, you don’t know which bean caused that fart right now.
