while we are on china…
Quite positive. I had on my facemask just like she did.
Due to the economic crisis, my dad decides to save money this year by shopping for a smaller Christmas tree. As he proudly places it on the checkout desk the cashier asks “Are you going to put this little tree up yourself?” to which my dad answers “No I’m not you disgusting bitch! I’m going to put it in the living room!!”
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common? They don’t hang themselves.
A woman came home to her husband after a busy day of Christmas shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. “What is that?” he asked. She said “I visited the tattoo parlour today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo ‘Merry Christmas,’ and on the inside of the other one they tattooed ‘Happy New Year’”. Perplexed, he asked “Why did you do that?” “Well” she replied "now you can’t complain that there’s never anything to eat between Christmas and New Year’s!
Chinese man rings boss “me no work I sick." Boss says “when I’m sick I fuck my wife. Try that.” Two hours later chinese man rings back. “Me better, you got nice house.
Brilliant, this made laugh out loud 
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