Could also be a speeding female pig 
Or a flying pig 
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…that on November 24, 1960, NBA Hall of Famer Wilt “The Stilt” Chamberlain grabbed an NBA record 55 rebounds in a game, while playing for the Philadelphia Warriors.
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… what you have when you have a dazzle of zebras? You have a collection of 3 or more of the black and white striped mammals that belong to the horse family of the a____l kingdom. A collection of zebras is also sometimes referred to as a “zeal” or “harem” of zebras. And now you know.
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…what
Big Eyes You Have
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than the brain of an ostrich? Well, now you know. An ostrich eye is about the size of a billiard ball.
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…that an ostrich can run up to the speed of 70 kmph/43 mph. Do not get an ostrich angry!
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…that someone being born with red hair and blue eyes is the rarest combination of hair and eye colors. They occur together only 1% of the time.
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I meant to reply to this weeks ago. Very sorry.
Thank you. I’m very glad you like it. Much appreciated.
Some of my meds make me s___p at any time, just like someone turned off a switch, but I don’t know they’re doing it. And sometimes when that happens, I’ll wake up 2-3 hours later and have no idea what I was doing or was going to do.
Sometimes, there are even new apps open on the screen that I kinda “butt-dialed”. It’s all rather frustrating. Today, I have done nothing but s___p.
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You welcome. I really like the topics with a more mundane theme, although I sometimes tend to forget about them. I guess I’m too easily distracted by nude girls and…well, cats
Don’t worry about being a little late in answering. As they say - Better late than never 
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…that the English expression “Better late than never” translates literally word for word to Norwegian.
Better late than never = Bedre sent enn aldri. That is word for word, and it means exactly the same.
More often than not. expressions, sayings and slang do not translate well from one language to another. So remeber to be careful and think twice before you do it.
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Sorry, did I write something that didn’t translate? Please let me know. Thanks.
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No, certainly not. I think you misunderstand a little. I used the saying “better late than never” as part of the answer to your apology for being late with your answer to one of my posts. Then it struck me that this saying translates word for word from English to Norwegian, with the excat same meaning.
The last part of my post, which you refer to, is a general observation aimed at all forum members, reminding them that this as not always the case. Clever and witty piuns, sayings and expressions more often than not don’t translate well from one language to another. I suspect that some of the disagreement and hassle we sometimes have on the forum come from misunderstandings of this kind.
Now back to topic.
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…that the oldest recorded joke in history dates back to the Sumerian civilization around 1900 BC, and that it is a fart joke.
Whether this longevity proves that fart jokes are the best jokes ever, or that fart jokes are the most worn out jokes there is, may be a quiestion for another day 
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I suspect you are quite right!
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…that Wilt Chamberlain is the reason players have to stay behind the foul line when shooting a free throw.
While at KU, thanks to his 7’ height, 7’8” wingspan, and 50” vertical, he would start from top of the key, leap before the foul line, and dunk the ball before he touched the ground in the lane.
I’m not a sports fan of any kind, but I thought this was just amazing!
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…that this is what true a____l love looks like.
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…that taint, grundle, gooch, and durf are all the same thing describing the same part of your body depending on where you are from. Perineum is the proper name for it.
Perineum: the area between the anus and the scrotum or vulva.
I learned three new words in one look up, today.
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…that you could combine the water of the remaining four great lakes and Lake Superior is still bigger. Superior is approximately 1,330 feet deep, 350 miles long, and 160 miles wide. It contains enough water to cover the land of both South and North America.
That’s a hell of a lot of water!!
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It contains about 10% of all the worlds fresh water reservers. Even more impressive that Lake Baikal in Russia holds more water than all the Great Lakes combined (About 23% of the worlds fresh water reserves)