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I pinned a topic for Christmas wishes in the general section. I will move the posts there 
Do you know him? After the Christmas party, the journeyman bricklayer, rather ■■■■■, passes a pretty and scantily clad fairy standing by the wayside. When the fairy said to him: ‘Since we’ve met here, she’s very happy, and this should be your lucky day too! That’s why you now have two wishes. What is your first wish, asked the enchanting fairy? Oh! He looked at this enchanting and well-endowed fairy girl, thought about it and said: ‘I wish for a bottle of ■■■■ 
that never runs out.
That’s what you shall have, said the fairy, a bottle of ■■■■ that will never run out. Now tell me, you journeyman craftsman, as she leant forward towards him with her expansive bust. What shall your second wish be?
The craftsman staggered and looked the fairy up and down, scrutinising her body down to the last detail. And again the now very aroused pretty fairy asked, ‘What should your second wish be? The journeyman bricklayer looked deep and long into her eyes, touched the trembling fairy on the shoulder, took a breath, thought about it and moaned:
Another bottle of ■■■■ !!! 
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Why isn’t voyeur house working at this time?
why are you so sarcastic ? do you get a kick out of it i know i will get lots of thumbs down off your little gang but hey water of a ducks back mate and yes i am back of tour, like you were, i am in the military keeping you safe xx merry christmas and happy new year 
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you call that sarcasm .lol then you dont really know me , i just say things the way they are without the worry of upsetting the wokes/karens/ davids , i dont wear rose coloured spectacles and the day i worry about upsetting an online entity with words that my brain tells me to type ,will probably be the day i cease breathing , and if its water of a ducks back ,why are you even bothering to ask in the first place , but on a positive note from one fellow soldier to another , keep the flag flying , and stay safe 
happy new year to you too
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lol here we go theres 1 thumbs up bye one off your little followers but he always does 
sorry late reply watching football on my 100 inch tv
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if you wanna join my gang ,just ask , dont feel all alone , and if you dont wanna join , stop asking stupid fucking questions about a comment that you was no part off , ,you could call that sarcasm and you probably be right , over to you Colonel sir 
never alone my boy but hey you seem upset have i upset you, your a good soldier looking after your gang over to you boy
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upset me ? never ,boy ? when i was your age , you wasnt even an organism in your dads bollox , but now your boo👻ring me i thought i was having a debate with an adult , you said you was a soldier ? what in the cadets , go suck on ya mammies titties get some milk for ya supper ,then toodle of to bed and dont forget to say a prayer theres a good little boy
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Go take your evening pills and relax a bit in front of your TV! 
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lol you do not like me never mind you watch your big tv lol
he we go the gang come out to play feeling big lol lol night night big boy
no your just a disappointment , you was doing well standing your ground untill the little boy shone through now your just
and as such discussion as ended
you still seem upset boy i am sorry will you forgive me pretty please
I see you’ve taken the pills already (maybe a few too many but…)! 
you dont like banter ? sorry
ok just waiting for your bumchum @Chad234344 to turn up . then will start again
lol lol next one please that is boo👻ring x
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giving kisses out to guys online . is there something your not telling us ???
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