always said she is like a 
on the wall and always close by 
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Would that be a humming bee or a busy bee 
Better stick up some fly hanging strips and entice her to buzz round them 
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The fifth wheel on the cart. Isn`t it? 
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did you see that she liked it with a 
as soon as i commented , told ya , b___dy need to be carefull she is like a b___dy 
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im begining to wonder if admin havent put flags on certain members me included , soon as we come online they put tracers on us just to make sure we aint misbehaving 
i know we aint that important but sometimes they are just to quick for it to be chance
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Better hang a ring of garlic round our computers for self protection
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Garlic means hvitløk in norwegian. Another word in english is onion I think.
is it valentines day again ??? im getting a s__t load of love hearts sent my way , worse thing about it is there comming from guys , do you think it would make a difference if i told them im not 
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B___dy well certainly ain’t me pal 
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well thank fuk for that , i would be very dissapointed if it was a cabbage patch kid that had the hots for me
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I would say just luckily I don`t have a specific stalker in here. Very glad for that.
No pal, an onion and a garlic bulb are two different things.
An onion is a lot bigger and come in white and red types.
I always bow in honour to an expert. 
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I’ve always wondered why it’s called red onion when it’s obviously purple ?
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thats not as funny as you think , the reasons why they are called red onions is because the skins from the purple onion was used to make red dye for material way back in history and can still be used today . just thought you would like to know 
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Old times they dyed red Easter eggs !!
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That one furthest down to the right is also hardcore purple… 
Do you know what an expert means in norwegian? En ekspert. That is basically pretty similar to english don`t you think?
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It may be a slightly different red hue but it certainly ain’t b___dy purple.
THIS is purple
I may be older generation but I ain’t b___dy colour blind
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