Most of the time I order a “Jupiler” or a “carlsberg”
So you’re not originaly from Belgium?
But you don’t like Westmalle, Westvleteren, Duvel, or kriek?
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Sure I do. But here in Belgium we have so much different beers I think I will not be able to tasted them all in my whole life. There are hundreds of them. In some specialized bars they have over 250 different beers at the card, and that’s only a fraction of what we brew in Belgium
I know. Best joke would be to enter such a bar and order a Heineken. Or as you people call it: paardenpis.
Better with a wedge of lime in it 
What are some of your favorite sex songs?
Goodmorning new customer! I see you found the jukebox?
Oops! I should have posted the uncensored version ofcourse. My bad. Coffee on the house.
is the bar open I’ve had a stressful morning 
Sure it is. What can I do you with? Nice cup of tea?
not a chance something much stronger my friend Teremana Tequila
Here you go.
You need a glass with that?
yes thanks with ice 
Glasses on the Rock.
the mans a true legend
If you say so…
Tequila sounds good to me, a reposado please
