Go on, have a good feel of his vibes, I dare you. Donāt squeeze them too hard though, as he might not like that - or maybe he will, who am I to judge?!
You mean there are some that arenāt? 
Thankfully Iām at the opposite end of the country 
So you live in Ireland now?? 
I am in the middle, well sort ofā¦horizontally speaking. I know that makes no sense but if we had a map in front of us, it would. Oooohhh, speaking in riddles is fun, if a tad confusing!
Not one of they Brummies be thee 
No, a little closer to you than that but in a more straight easterly direction, hence the āhorizontalā reference.
Wow well the mind boggles hehe, well i be a Debon lad but now reside just over the border in Zummerzet where all they zider apples be.
Have done for a few years now, well many actually, but make the frequent pilgrimage back home to the coastal regions.
My home village otherwise known as a bit of heavenā¦
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I am a few counties along, on the south coast.
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I was going to say that Scotland is far from Debon & Zummerzet, but then I realized that Heaven and Godās country donāt have to mean the same thing.
He moved out because heās no Angel 
Would expect nothing less from you pal but still feel the love
Lost my halos fucking years ago
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What??? A coastal lad too eh 
Does that mean you were a āgrockleā once?
Nope a born and bred local pal, only had grockles in the summers 
Can you get tablets for them?
Only in the height of the season
Oh I am sorry. Well in that case, I hope they are not too painful.
I have (so far) been pretending to be serious, I canāt keep it (the pretence) up any longer so no more daft comments from me about this, I promise!
I will however end with a serious question, based on my OBVIOUS ignorance on the subjectā¦
What exactly are grockles?
Grockles are holiday makers who descend on the village,and everywhere else in the summer and often cause havoc but we like their money
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Thank you, now I know! 