Did you get your personal invite to go for a party there, food included 
Yes I turned it down, I couldn’t handle all those noodles and rice they seem to eat,
Well when you consider where else they put their hands and fingers and what they put in their mouths and elsewhere etc etc i think the hand washing pales into insignificance
S__t I was hoping to meet you there, now I wonder who I will get to meet. Kind of worried Scott might try to get me to pay rent 
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Well I could make it, I’ll just say I’m on a fasting period, if it will save your ass from a Scotting,
But only if I get a go at Lyla
Thanks mate, glad to have you take care of Scott while I indulge with Steph, you a real friend.
Hey I never said I’d take care of Scott I just meant you’d have some-one to chat with 
I am pretty sure you are capable of multi tasking 
Ok, but you owe me, and I still want a go at Lyla, and maybe Harper,
Bring a suitcase full of condoms or are you going to play Russian roulette
At my age I have nothing to lose,
And when you get the girls pregnant, you know the kids need a loving f____r or could end up in Kazantip-House xv
i can also come along much safer with the three of us but then we have to get ben out of that house first and dips on medea
I only have eyes for Steph 
That’s ok if I still get to bang mummies Lyla and Harper
Two, wow you are greedy
Fuck it I gotta get my monies worth,
By the way you’ll know who I am, I’ll be the one beating Ben about the head with the baseball bat.