2 lovers on a fence
even grown up hooligans did start small
Had some fun with Chat GPT last night
Can you please write an English Metal Song where the following words occur: Dinosaur, Boobs, ■■■■, Oilrig, Tank, Inferno, Impeachment, pantyless, Naked.
Also give it a title.
Title: “Inferno of the Naked Beasts”
(Verse 1)
From the depths of time they rise, the ancient roar is near,
Dinosaur claws and fangs, spreading primal fear.
Crashing through the ruins, tanks roll in the dark,
Oilrigs are burning, flames igniting the spark.
(Chorus)
In the inferno, the world is shaking,
Naked truth, no mistaking.
Pantyless chaos, wild and free,
Raise your ■■■■, let the beasts be!
(Verse 2)
Impeachment of the gods, they fall from their thrones,
While the naked masses rise, flesh and bone.
Boobs bare in the moonlight, like fire in the sky,
The ground cracks open, hear the dinosaurs cry.
(Chorus)
In the inferno, the world is shaking,
Naked truth, no mistaking.
Pantyless chaos, wild and free,
Raise your ■■■■, let the beasts be!
(Bridge)
Through the flames of madness, the tanks roll in deep,
The oilrigs are melting, and the demons don’t sleep.
Naked bodies dancing in the fiery abyss,
As the beasts of old give their final hiss.
(Chorus)
In the inferno, the world is shaking,
Naked truth, no mistaking.
Pantyless chaos, wild and free,
Raise your ■■■■, let the beasts be!
(Outro)
From impeachment to extinction, all is stripped away,
In the naked inferno, we all burn today.
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: “I want that tv.”
The salesperson shook his head and said, “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: “I’ll take that tv.”
Again the salesman said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”
So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: “I want that tv.”
But the salesman still said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, “That’s it! How’d you know I was a blonde?!” she asked.
The salesman answered: “Cause that’s a microwave.”
Men’s houdehold
put some air in the tires
Well, compose some music and you’ll be fighting for the Grammys. 