Funny's & Jokes

Well, that should come as no surprise. After all Leonardo was way ahead of his time :sweat_smile:

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(hint, watch the t-shirts)

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From a school test somewhere…
This kid could very well make it :sweat_smile: :sweat_smile: :sweat_smile:

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Just nothing special or funny? :wink:

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Four cannibals apply for a job in a big corporation…

„Well“, says the boss, „if I hire you guys, you have to promise to not eat any of our staff.“

The cannibals promise that they will not eat anyone and get hired.
Everything is going well for a while, and one day the boss calls them into his office.
“You’re working well and all, but we’re missing an office cleaner. Do you have something to do with that?”
The cannibals swear that they are innocent.
The boss believes them and leaves the office and they all turn to their leader.

“You idiots!”, he screams. “Who ate the cleaner?”
One of the cannibals sheepishly raises his hand.

“You fool!”, shouts the leader. “For weeks we’ve been feasting on directors, team leaders, project managers and human resource staff, and then you go and eat someone they’ll actually miss!”

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Yeah. You Germans probably drive like this every day :wink:

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Basically not unusual or even forbidden

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True. I drive the Autobahn almost everyday. I just have to think every day to hit on the brake when i enter the Netherlands. You don’t want a ticket there.

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If you drive so fast there you will be already out of the country again :joy::joy::innocent:

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