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Sorry about this, but…
Someone was spoilt for choice when they went to buy some paint do decorate their house. In the end they left all imulsional
A dentist and a carpenter played a game of chess… They both fought tooth and nail to win
What did the chilli say to the garlic? Can I take your cloves off
What happens when you put your mobile in the fridge? You’ll get cold called.
Guy walking down the street screaming “I can’t feel my legs”… Another guy asked “What’s wrong?”… “I can’t feel my legs”… “You’re walking though, so you must be able to”… The guy said, “I have no arms”…
What did the cheese say to the mirror? Hello me! (halloumi)
Someone went to a fancy dress party as an eye-ball… He kept on jumping on everybody’s back… When he got asked why he was doing that, he said “It’s good to keep an eye on everybody.”
Old McDonald was a terrible speller, when at school doing spelling tests, he always added EIEIO at the end of every word. No wonder he ended up a farmer.
When push comes to shove I was a terrible tightrope walker.
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