if I am honest and see the physical condition of the gentlemen at their age…
I wouldn’t stop doing anything because everything they smoked, sniffed or injected was only good for their body
yes I know d__gs are not good, neither is a_____l
but for these gentlemen it is a source of eternal youth
Tell that to Janis, Jimi, Jim and so on. Anyways, I don’t think we get much further with this debate, so perhaps get back to some jokes. Now I got one…wait for it 
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to get a blowjob from a nun.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that…but there is two conditions you have to fulfill":
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a blowjob that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear c___d,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!
When I walk on the beach with my wife, there is a man lying heavily battered in the sun. I walk up to the man and ask a few questions. Good afternoon, tell me what happened to you and that man is going to tell you.
I worked at a carpentry company and had to saw wood there, and accidentally sawed off my hand, I had the choice of a hand or a hook. I chose the hook. I asked what about your leg? Well, the man said, I later went to work for another boss and had to stack wood, then the stack fell over on my leg, and my leg had to be removed, so I got a wooden leg in return.
And what about your eye? Well, I was lying in this spot three weeks ago, when a bunch of boys went to feed the seagulls. So what do you think? a seagull pooped in my eye. I said: but that won’t give you a glass eye. No, he said… I only had that hook for two weeks.
Two friends went out together and went crazy with the cocktails. They walked home incredibly _____ and suddenly realized they both had to pee. They were near a cemetery and one of them suggested that they each pee behind a gravestone.
The first had nothing to wipe herself with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. However, her friend was wearing expensive panties and she didn’t want to ruin them. But fortunately there was a large bow of a wreath lying on a grave with her and she wiped herself with it. After they had done their business, they continued home.
The next day, both women’s husbands called each other and the first said, “That damn girls night out has got to stop. My wife came home last night without underwear.” “That’s nothing,” said the other… mine came back with a card between her buttocks that said, from all of us at the fire station, we will never forget you!
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!”
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”
“Yes”, said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: “What’s your name?”
“Moses,” said the bird.
“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Moses?”
The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus.”
That’s hilarious!
“The first image captured by the Event Horizon Telescope of the supermassive black hole found in the center of Messier 87 (M87), an elliptical galaxy that’s home to “several trillion stars” and located 54 million light-years away from Earth, according to NASA .Apr 13, 2023”
For perspective, 1 light-year is slightly less than 5.9 trillion miles or slightly less than 9.5 trillion km.
“In 2017 the Event Horizon Telescope obtained an image of the supermassive black hole at the centre of the M87 galaxy. That black hole has a mass equal to six and a half billion Suns but is only 38 billion km (24 billion miles) across, (measuring the width of only the black area). It was the first black hole to be imaged directly.”
This is the first picture taken of that black hole with our solar system superimposed over the center of it.
Last April, they were able to sharpen it using a machine learning technique called PRIMO. This is the result.
So, I don’t mean to burst your balloon, John, but David is right. This is just a very creative fake image, albeit a very nice one I must say.
BTW, they nicknamed it, fuzzy, orange donut. The sharpened version they call, skinny donut.
I have two questions. What is HP sauce? And what is that red blob of stuff next to the eggs?
I don’t know where you get HP cause? But HP Sauce is brown sauce which if I remember correctly someone saying it is similar to American A1 steak sauce, HP being the brand named afetr the Houses of Parliament.
The red blob looks like it would be tomato 
probably from a can.
I really did type sauce, but thanks for the info.
I don’t know where you get “afetr” from, but…
There once was a man called Dave,
Who dug up a prostitutes grave,
She was mouldy as s__t,
And missing a t!t,
But look at the money he save !
That picture has just given me an idea I might try as a Photoshop composite. In this particular case, that would mean using a basic photograph of a woman and re-creating that over all look with various added effects.
An 85 yr old man was requested for a sperm count as part of his physical examination.
The Doctor gave this man a jar and told him to bring back a semen sample by tomorrow.
The next day the 85yr old man reappeared at the Doctor’s office and gave him the jar which
was as clean and empty as the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened? and the man explained.
Well doc it’s like this,first i tried with my right hand but nothing,then i tried with my left hand but still nothing.
Then i asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand but nothing,then she tried with her left hand but still nothing.
Then she tried with her mouth,first with the teeth in and then with the teeth out but still nothing.
We even called up Arlene,the next door neighbour, and she tried too,first with both hands, then with her armpit and even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked,you asked your neighbour?.
The old man replied,yes,but none of us could get the jar open.
Not what you were thinking eh you dirty lot of buggers 
