I do not see any “!” mark 
I thought I understood it but I read it wrong 
Happy I am not the only one not understanding it 
Too means = also, in this case Too means = Two
Lol that is a really hard to see especially if written wrong. When you speak it loud it becomes clear
I’ve heard a similar joke about Finnish soldiers luring Russians in
the Winter War. 
Thanks Jock 
And even I didn’t get that one.
Irish math’s test
Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math’s test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.”
“Without numbers?” Paddy says? “Dat’s easy.” And proceeds to draw three trees.
“What’s this?” the boss asks.
“Have you no brain? Tree and tree plus tree makes 9” says Paddy.
“Fair enough,” says the boss. “Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.”
Paddy stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree… “Ere ye go.”
The boss scratches his head and says, “How on earth do you get that to represent 99?”
“Each of them trees is dirty now. So, it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree. Dat makes 99.”
The boss is getting worried that he’s going to actually have to hire Paddy, so he says, “All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.”
Paddy stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, “Ere ye go. One hundred.”
The boss looks at the attempt. “You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!”
Paddy leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, “A little dog came along and pooped by each tree.
So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes ONE HUNDRED!”
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Hah that one I got
I promise not to make my jokes two hard next time.
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The penguin family decides to go for a drive in their car, but they don’t get very far when the f____r penguin notices something wrong with the car. He pulls into a mechanic’s shop, and the mechanic is busy, so he tells the penguins to stop into the ice cream shop next door for a few minutes. When the penguins come back, the mechanic says, well buddy, it looks like you blew a seal. The penguins face turns red, he is wiping his mouth with his flippers, and says he did not, it is only ice cream!!
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if i said germany germans be mad and ireland irish be mad, im the only one with a thumbs down
You obviously haven’t been to Poland then. 
After living here for nearly 20 years my ribs are permanently bruised by my wife after digging her index finger in there after my eyes wandered. 
One of our friends Marzena is stunningly beautiful, and yes the ribs have been sore a few times, and she drives 40 kilometres to work each day. I asked her once if she had ever been stopped by the Police and she said yes, often, about six times this year. Wow I said, that must cost you a lot in fines, she replied, not really, most men are the same and think with the brain in their trousers and not the one god gave them. All I do is wind down the window and flutter my eyes and say, “Oh I so sorry, silly me have I done something wrong”, and get off with a warning.
Go to Google images and type Polish women and you will see what I mean.
By the way, has Amy taken a new spam pseudonym above @jabbath1987
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Hmmm, at least we know your taste in women now my dear friend.
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I like’m in unform, without uniform, old, young, white, black, asian, blond, redhead, bush, shaven, small and big tits, glasses, tall, chubby, In short: I like’m all. 
So you are that desperate then? You sound like a perfect candidate for Tata.
I will be ignoring you for a few days.
I think there is no point in you or me asking Stinky to refine his tastes. This is another reason why we all love this guy. Like the Fleetwood Mac song… ‘‘Man of the World’’ 
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More like, “you can go your own way” as far as Tata is concerned.
Hey, me little pal is back giving me a facepalm. 
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