A stockboy is stacking fruit on a display, when a lady asks "Do you have any potatoes? "
The stockboy replies “Sorry ma’am, we are out of potatoes, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning”
The lady looks around some more. A few mins later she runs back to him asking where the potatoes are.
The stockboy confused about her mental state simply tells her “Sorry ma’am, we are out of potatoes, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning”
The lady looks around some more then goes back to the same stockboy and asks “Where the hell do you keep the potatoes, I need some potatoes right now!”
The stockboy, getting frustrated with his inability to explain the situation, tells the lady “Answers a couple of questions and I will get you your potatoes from the back.”
The lady agrees and the man starts the questions.
"Spell cat for me, as in catastrophe " she says Ok, “C A T”. “Very good!” the stockboy says, "now spell dog, as in dogmatic. "
The lady getting frustrated spells it correct. Now the employee finally asks "now spell, Fuck, as in potatoes. "
She replies “There is no Fuck in potatoes?”
To which the stockboy replies “THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THE WHOLE TIME!”
A little six year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His m____r thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up.
The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His m____r says, “Billy, are you all right? You’ve been in here for a while…”
Billy says, “I’m fine, Mommy…I just haven’t gone ‘doody’ yet.
M____r says, “ Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Billy says, “ Works for ketchup."
To all the young people of today 
One of the most predictable outcomes of a video ever, you might agree! I wonder if even the cat might have guessed what was going to happen.
Most cats(at least mine) think that they have superpowers
They are supposed to have 9 lives, according to various sources. Not sure how that works though.