I simply clicked the red and white play button and unchecked the muted volume (which was showing on my screen, it might not be muted for everyone)…and it worked fine. 
Sure seems to be working now, suddenly I have the usual play button too. It was not like that when I wrote my second post. Perhaps The Internet is playing tricks with me again. Not the first time 
I can certainly relate to that (on plenty of previous occasions)!
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Today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today, I looked at her and said, “I’m interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn’t quite know how to respond, had that deer in the headlights look.
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
When people see a cat’s litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat” I just say, “No, it’s for company!”
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, “An ambulance.”
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
The sole purpose of a c___d’s middle name is so he knows when he’s really in trouble.
Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs”
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their “odometers.” Not me.
I want people to know why I look this way.
I’ve traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.
Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
May you always have:
Love to share,
Cash to spare,
Tires with air,
And friends who care.
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a young man is on vacation on a farm.
one day, while bathing in a beautiful forest lake, it happened: a bee stung his penis.
moaning in pain, he drags himself back to the farm. he tells the farmer what happened to him, who laughs and hands him a glass of milk. he should hang his penis in it, that would relieve the pain and let the swelling go down.
he retreats to a quiet corner and does as he is told. However, he had not expected that he would be observed by the d______r of the farmer. embarrassed and blushing, he wants to turn away. but then the d______r says:
“It’s all good, I’ve seen it all often enough. but this is the first time i see how it is refilled.”
I went into my 12 year old sons bedroom yesterday and saw he had a 42 inch plasma TV… so when he got home from school I questioned him…
“Where did you get the TV, did you steal it?”
“No, I didn’t steal it, I bought it.”
“Where did you get the money, you dealing d__gs?”
“Of corse not, I saved up my hiking money.”
“Wtf is hiking money?”
“Well whenever your out, uncle Bob comes round, gives me a twenty and says ‘take a hike’…”
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