Funny's & Jokes (Part 2)

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I’ll let you figure that one out.
:joy: :rofl:

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Can you tell me what’s funny here?

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Also not funny or a joke. If you want to post Trump memes why don’t make a separate topic?

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i may have a very small penis , but i can make any woman cum !!! fact !

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You want me to explain “funny” to a German?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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FUK ME !!! You didnt just say that out loud did you ???
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It’s been a said many times in this forum. Why is it a problem when I say it?

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it was meant as a joke , fuk me . some of you people sure get your nickers in a twist over the slightest thing

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If there were some laughing emojis included, like you normally do, I would have understood it was a joke. Because you specifically left them out, I thought you were serious.

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look at the name of the topic , but yes perhaps a lmfao emoji would of helped . jeeze , i expect that sort of attitude from the children (frustrated middle aged guys) we have here , thought you was made of sterner stuff :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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do know how many pull-ups and push-ups chuck noris can do?

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  • Chuck Nurris counted to infinity - 2 times
  • Chuck Norris never gets wet - The water gets “Chuck Norris”
  • Chuck Norris does not hunt. He waits
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
  • Chuck Norris makes an onion cry
  • Chuck Norris runs the 100m in one second. He knows a shortcut
  • Chuck Norris can sort black pens by color
  • Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi
  • Last thunderstorm the lightning got hit by Chuck Norris
  • God relaxed on 7th day because Chuck Norris did not want to be bothered
  • Chuck Norris has no watch. He decides how late it is
  • Chuck Norris can jump his own shadow
  • Chuck Norris built castles in the sand when he was little. We know them as pyramids today
  • The universe keeps expanding. It tries to escape from Chuck Norris
  • The Grimreaper fears the day Chuck Norris will ring his bell
  • After switching off the light Chuck Norris is in bed before it gets dark
  • Chuck Norris can download hardware
  • If you race against Chuck Norris on your own you will place third
  • Chuck Norris does not google. Google asks Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris can use a magnifying glass to make fire - At night
  • Chuck Norris while fishing: “You, you and you. Get out!”
  • Chuck Norris got pulled over lately. The officer got away with a warning
  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
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Happy Weekend everybody! Cheers :wine_glass:

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they are definitly not followers here.

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i :disguised_face: translate (to lazy to edit the pic)
okay, we undressed, i got on you…how long now, until the orgasm comes?

no idea - but now i know, why mum has headache so often.

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