I do not get the joke on that oneâŚ
Perhaps itâs not really a joke per se. The point is that itâs been a rough year, and weâve only gotten to May. So seven months to go. May as well have a laugh about it.
Something similar to having a good Friday feeling at work, then realizing itâs Thursday.
An elderly couple 
walked into a McDonaldâs and sat down at a table near some young people who were having dinner.
The old man approached the counter and placed an order for one meal. He returned, unwrapped the hamburger, carefully cut it in half, and placed one half in front of his wife. Then he gently counted out the fries and split them evenly between them. 
He placed two straws into the soda and set it between them. 
The old woman began to eat her half of the burger 
while the man just watched.
From time to time, he took a small sip of the drink, but he never touched the food.
People around them started to notice and looked on with quiet sympathy.
A young man 
approached and politely offered to buy them another meal so they wouldnât have to share.
The woman smiled and said kindly, âThank you, but weâre used to sharing everything.â
Still, the man hadnât eaten a bite. He simply watched as his wife enjoyed her meal.
The young man returned and offered again.
This time, the old man responded, âThank you, but we really do share everything.â
The young man paused for a moment, then asked:
âBut sir⌠what are you waiting for?â
The old man smiled and said:
âThe teeth.â ! 
Hmm⌠if it doesnât cost him anything, he could simply support this group.
Oh wait, heâs already doing that with his behavior⌠and it actually costs him nothing, not even effort.
I donât think I understand what you mean here.
On the bus, an older woman looks at a girlâs tattoo in amazement.
âWhat are you doing, Grandma? Werenât there tattoos in your day?â
âGirl, in my day, there were all sorts of things. Iâm teaching Chinese and trying to figure out why it says âDonât refreezeâ on your neck!â
