posted, but not written:
replaced it with another good one 
the text was good⊠you just needed to adjust the heading 
âŠthe geopolitical equivalent of âthat stripper really likes meâ.
Hillariously funny, but unfortunately also true 
Probably no longer a virgin⊠
Poor guyâŠ
Tommy Lee posted an open letter to President Trump
(Tommy is known as Mötley CrĂŒe drummer and also making a very spicy video with Pamela Anderson)
âAn Open Letter to the presidentâ
From the Drummer of Mötley CrĂŒe, Tommy Lee
Dear Fucking Lunatic,
At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats⊠In India a week ago, i couldnât get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking india â a country of a BILLION human souls thatâs only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me - Gandhi pulled CROWDS⊠You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED outâŠ
Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? Thatâs like the geopolitical equivalent of âthat stripper really likes meâ â only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.
You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, itâs been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state âshort and fat.â How the fuck does that help?
You accused a woman â a former friend, no less â of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU â the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frostyâs magic hat â yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted â with evident fucking glee â to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable â or even marginally civil â to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, youâd appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Platoâs World of Forms.
So fuck you Mr. President. And fuck you forever.
Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. Youâll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket."
Fuck!
Just off the phone with one of my oldest, best and dearest friends. Heâs been diagnosed with cancer. At least it seemed he hasnât lost his sense of humour yet 
