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think before you act
and when you act, still think
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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer’s credibility…
Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’
A: ‘No, sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.’
Q: ‘Officer, who provided this description?’
A: ‘The officer who responded to the scene.’
Q: ‘A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?’
A: ‘Yes, sir. With my life.’
Q: ‘With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?’
A: ‘Yes sir, we do!’
Q: ‘And do you have a locker in the room?’
A: ‘Yes, sir, I do.’
Q: ‘And do you have a lock on your locker?’
A: ‘Yes, sir.’
Q: ‘Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?’
A: ‘You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.’
The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year’s ‘Best Comeback’ line – and we think he’ll win.
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even professionals can make mistakes…
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the cameraman is the best 
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Instant karma, is a good thing.
Have you ever seen someone treat someone else horribly and receive instant karma?
I have seen it first hand.
I drove a city bus for nearly ten years. One day I stopped to pick up some passengers. One of them was a young man with a serious attitude problem.
This guy ignored my greeting, paid less than the full fare, then just held out his hand. I knew he wanted a transfer, but I ignored him. Finally, he growled, “Gimme a transfer.” I was pulling away from the bus stop, so I held one up without looking at him. He snatched it and walked away to sit down. I called to him, “You’re welcome.” (Yes, I could be a smart-ass, too.)
I respect everyone unless they show that they don’t deserve respect. I could tell that this guy was gonna be trouble.
When the guy rang the bell and got up to leave, I pulled into the stop and activated the back door. He walked right past it and continued to the front of the bus. I knew he was planning to do something so I readied myself. I opened the front door.
When the guy got up to me, he turned and spat at me. I was ready and I leaned back. He completely missed me.
The guy then quickly turned and ran down the steps, out the front door…and rammed himself into the fire hydrant I had lined up the front door with!
As the guy lay on the sidewalk in agony, I looked out the door at him and said, “Have a nice day.” I closed the door and pulled away.
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