A man is taking a long walk by the lake. As he strolls along the waterfront, he sees a woman in the lake flailing her arms wildly. She is drowning! He jumps into the water, pulls her to the shore, and begins resuscitation. He moves her arms up and down repeatedlyâlike a water pumpâand every time he does, a jet of water shoots out of the womanâs mouth. This goes on for a few minutes. Then, a man comes running up and says, âYouâre doing it wrong!â âIâm not doing anything wrong,â says Thomas. âIâm a paramedic; I know what Iâm doing!â The other man replies, âYes, and Iâm an engineer. As long as the womanâs butt is still in the water, all youâre doing is pumping the lake dry!â
Defect report: Something in the cockpit is loose.
Repair log: Something in the cockpit secured.
Defect report: Inner left tire almost needs replacing.
Repair log: Inner left tire almost replaced.
Defect report: Mouse in the cockpit
Repair log: Cat installed
Defect report: Note regarding a leak on the right side.
Repair log: Note removed.
Defect report: Drive 3 missing.
Repair log: Drive 3 found on the right wing after a brief search.
and still his ears grow back faster than his hair
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