Funny's & Jokes (Part 2)

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I saw all three at once. The picture is really not very wide… How can one only see one?

Damn, a perfect purr-riff-a roller you are :joy:

Of course you see all at once. I suppose a better way of putting it would be what your brain notices first or what you focus on first. For me it was Slash, so I guess that makes me artistic then :guitar: :joy: :pen:

dog-painter-1

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Lucky he sleeps..

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Men of Mount Rushmore have a singing message for All Americans, no room there for tRump!

https://youtube.com/shorts/arlEWzeZMxg?si=SlgH7AX04iLsmQvm

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They’re stupid…


…I would have sold some that’s only 249 million years old. That lasts a lot longer.

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You should be glad that, after such a long time, it was harvested just in the nick of time — right at peak ripeness — before it became inedible. :zany_face:

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A mailman was retiring after running the same route over 20 years, he had gotten to know the people pretty well so he left little notes of appreciation in their mailboxes… The next day he gets to the first house on the block and the couple there greet him with a going away present and say there goodbyes. This goes on for the next few houses. But about 5 houses in a lady greets him at the door in nothing but her und*rwe@r. She snatches him inside and proceeds to give him the best f**k he have in 20 years. When they were done she kisses him says her goodbyes and hands him a dollar. Not knowing exactly what just happened he said, “my that was lovely but whats with the dollar?” She says “when i told my husband yesterday that you were retiring, he said f**k him, give him a dollar.”

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a new episode of:

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Do not underestimate the girls!

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Needs sound :grin:

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