Funny's & Jokes (Part 2)

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This is embarrising . This might be the most pitiful event I’ve ever seen. The fair had DOZENS of attendees. It was literally the US Marine Corps Band, Dementia Donald and Vanilla Ice. Everyone else backed out! The crowd went MILD! This is straight up clown sh!t. The Great American Fair was LAME! Release the rest of the files! This might be one of the saddest events in the history of the USA

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Trump “dancing” makes the video look like low FPS :joy::joy::joy:

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Daughter’s Vibrator

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.”

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.

When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.

“What are you doing?” he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.”

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.

In there, she found her husband watching the Premiership Football on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

“What are you doing?” she exclaimed.

He replied…“Watching the game with my son-in-law.”

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A little rascal is playing soccer and, with a powerful kick, shatters Grandpa Ewald’s window. The furious old man comes running out of his apartment and confronts the boy:
“What’s your father’s name?”
“I don’t know!”
“What? How old are you, then?”
“Six years old!”
“You’re six years old and you don’t know your father’s name?”
“No. But my mother is already forty, and she doesn’t know it either…!”

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true love!

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Reminds me of this incident with Medea

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Hunter Biden trolling Demantia Donnie

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