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Daughterâs Vibrator
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughterâs bedroom.
When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, âIâm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest Iâll ever get to a husband.â
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.
When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.
âWhat are you doing?â he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, âIâm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest Iâll ever get to a husband.â
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.
In there, she found her husband watching the Premiership Football on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
âWhat are you doing?â she exclaimed.
He repliedâŚâWatching the game with my son-in-law.â
A little rascal is playing soccer and, with a powerful kick, shatters Grandpa Ewaldâs window. The furious old man comes running out of his apartment and confronts the boy:
âWhatâs your fatherâs name?â
âI donât know!â
âWhat? How old are you, then?â
âSix years old!â
âYouâre six years old and you donât know your fatherâs name?â
âNo. But my mother is already forty, and she doesnât know it eitherâŚ!â
true love!
Reminds me of this incident with Medea









