Funny's & Jokes (Part 2)

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this one would fit better i guess :slight_smile:

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Well, guess there’s no guessing where I’m from :wink::grin:

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Damn, it’s Henry :joy:

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An upcoming VHTV star :rofl:

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A man goes to a brothel. The madam opened the door of the brothel in Detroit and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, handsome man in his late forties or early fifties.
“Can I help you, sir?” she asked.
The man replied! “I want to see Valerie!”
“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps you would prefer someone else!” said the madam.
He replied! “No, I have to see Valerie!”
Just then Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 per visit.
Without hesitation, the man took out five crisp thousand-dollar bills and handed them to Valerie, and they walked up.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once again demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, since she was too expensive.
“There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000.”
Again, the man took out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The next night, the man was there again. Everyone was amazed that he had come for the third night in a row, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After the session, Valerie said to the man:
“No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?”
The man replied! “Boston!”
"Really!"She said. “I have family in Boston!”
"I know!"the man said. “Your sister died, and I’m her lawyer! She asked me to give you your inheritance of $15,000. :rofl::joy:

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How about VHTV :wink::rofl::joy::rofl::joy:

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