drive in restaurant?
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and go to the free buffet table. The rabbi does not partake of the bacon wrapped scallops. At the table, the priest asks him if he ever in a moment of weakness, ate any pork.
“I must confess. Once I did eat a piece of bacon. It’s very good. But you priests are not supposed to have sex. Have you ever had a moment of weakness in that area?”
Priest confesses “Yes, I did have sex with a woman , but just once.”
Rabbi responds “Helluva lot better than bacon, isn’t it?”
A priest, a pastor and a rabbi walk into a bar and soon begin arguing over who’s the best at what they do.
Eventually they decide that in order to prove who’s the best, they would all go out alone into the woods and convert a bear to their respective religion.
A few weeks later… they meet up at the bar and the priest announces, “I found a bear by the river and started talking to him about the Lord. He liked it so much that he now comes to mass every week.”
The pastor says, “Well, I saw a bear in the clearing. I started reading him the bible and he loved it so much that he is now going to be baptized in about a week.”
The priest and the pastor turn to look at the rabbi, who now has a broken arm, a fractured collarbone and several cuts and bruises. The rabbi says, “You know what, looking back… maybe I shouldn’t have started with a circumcision.”
made it!!
I hope you’re all immune, or vaccinated with anti-idiot medication … otherwise there’d be a risk of forehead-slamming-on-table (In which case both the forehead and the table could be at risk), or broken nose/glasses because of extreme-facepalming.
