For anyone concerned about burglary in hotels, here’s a tip for your next holiday.
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- Murphy’s Law - The more you fear something happening, the more likely it is to occur.
- Kidlin’s Law - If you write a problem down clearly and specifically, you have solved half of it.
- Gilbert’s Law - When you take on a task, finding the best ways to achieve the desired result is always your responsibility.
- Wilson’s Law - If you prioritize knowledge and intelligence, money will continue to come.
- Falkland’s Law - If you don’t have to make a decision about something, then don’t decide.
- Parkinson’s Law - Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
- Hofstadter’s Law - It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.
- Sturgeon’s Law - Ninety percent of everything is crud.
- Peter Principle - In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
- Law of Diminishing Returns - As the quantity of one factor of production increases, the marginal output of that factor will eventually decrease.
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There may be a story with this. About 15 yers ago my son was at a football tournament for kids, and I was there to watch and support. When I needed to take a leak, and got to the toilet, there were two open doors. I checked them both, but no signs. So I slipped in through the right door, into one of the cubicles and did my business.
When I was done, I went to wash my hands. Then I looked straight at a little girl, who looked back at me with big eyes. I just mumbled hi, and got out as fast as possible, without even washing my hands. Still, I managed to look a little closer for the signs. And I found them, above the doors. You may have guessed it, women were right, 
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*What is a reverse exorcism ?
*ANSWER= Its where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child !!!
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When you skip English Class.
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People could have been injured… what exactly is funny about that? I’m just wondering because of the “Funny’s & Jokes” theme… 
Probably wrong topic🥺
Bloody hell .you dont miss much do you , never thought id see you in the funnies topic , didnt know you had a sense of humour 
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thats me always ,
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That makes sense - I’m trying to learn things like jokes from humans 
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