Funny's & Jokes (Part 2)

The title of that video is all wrong. It should be called, when pianists are rude assholes.

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She may be old, but she doesn’t look old. Even with the crow’s feet.

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A renew of: " l arroseur arrosé" ( french)

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Leave me to it!
I can do that on my own!

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another theory about how Tarzan’s scream came about

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butcher in the home office

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“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

  • Mark Twain
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An elderly gentleman from Florida owns a large farm that includes a large pond. It is ideal for swimming and is beautifully set up with a picnic table and a wooden deck. There are also two fragrant orange trees next to the pond.

One evening the farmer decides to go down to the pond because he hasn’t been there for a while. He grabs a large basket and sets off. As he approaches the pond, he hears a boisterous giggle.

As he gets even closer, he sees a few young women bathing naked in his pond. He alerts them to his presence and they all immediately rush into the deeper water to cover themselves.

One of the women yells at him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The farmer replies, “I’m not here to watch you young ladies bathing naked or to scare you away from the pond.”

He holds up the basket and says, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”

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Hey @Lazurus_aka_Virgil, sometime ago you posted a picture of a product called Klitoris, with a subtitle of, I finally found it!!

I hate to burst your bubble, mate, but I’ve got some bad news.

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