Tomorrow! Until then… 
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Kids: Mommy, what are the gorillas doing?
Mommy:
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So… and how was your day?
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she could not get the car out of the parking space, so she called the police..
real story, hard to believe 
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Passenger:
Hey ticket inspector, why did the train just go off the tracks, down the embankment, into the village, past the church, across the cemetery, out of the village, through the field, up the embankment, and back onto the tracks?
Ticket inspector:
I have no idea, I’ll go ask the train conductor.
Ticket inspector:
Hey train conductor, why did the train just go off the tracks, down the embankment, into the village, past the church, across the cemetery, out of the village, through the field, up the embankment, and back onto the tracks?
Train conductor:
I have no idea, I’ll go ask the train manager.
Train conductor:
Hey train manager, why did the train just go off the tracks, down the embankment, into the village, past the church, across the cemetery, out of the village, through the field, up the embankment, and back onto the tracks?
Train manager:
I have no idea, I’ll go ask the locomotive fireman.
Train manager:
Hey locomotive fireman, why did the train just go off the tracks, go down the embankment, into the village, past the church, across the cemetery, out of the village, through the field, up the embankment, and back onto the tracks?
Locomotive fireman:
I have no idea, I’ll go ask the train driver.
Locomotive fireman:
Hey train driver, why did the train just go off the tracks, go down the embankment, into the village, past the church, across the cemetery, out of the village, through the field, up the embankment, and back onto the tracks?
Train driver:
There was some guy standing on the tracks.
Locomotive fireman:
And because of him, you derailed the train, went down the embankment, into the village, past the church, across the cemetery, out of the village, through the field, up the embankment, and back onto the tracks?
Why didn’t you just run him over?
Train driver:
When he saw us, he went off the tracks, down the embankment, into the village, past the church, across the cemetery, out of the village…but in the field I finally got him.
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Finally, the text makes sense 
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Now I finally understand that gibberish 
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In a way, she can be glad it’s only 1930… and not 1942.
1930s she said 
Not the years to be proud of..
