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BREAKING: How a South Park writer just SABOTAGED Trumpâs Kennedy Center renaming scam.
Just when you thought the Trump rebrand machine couldnât get any tackier, reality delivered a punchline even Saturday Night Live couldnât write.
As the Trump-appointed board rushed to slap Donald Trumpâs name onto the Kennedy Center â a cultural landmark meant to honor art, not ego â they forgot one tiny detail: someone already grabbed the web domain. And not just anyone. A comedian.
While workers were literally bolting Trumpâs name onto the building, comedy writer Toby Morton was sitting back, refreshing his inbox, watching the chaos unfold⌠on a website he already owned.
TrumpKennedyCenter.org? Taken. TrumpKennedyCenter.com? Also taken.
And not by Trump and his minions â but by a satirist whoâs made a hobby of turning conservative branding exercises into political self-owns.
Morton, a veteran comedy writer with credits on South Park and Mad TV, saw the writing on the wall months ago. Having previously acquired domain names related to MAGA reps such as Lauren Boebert, Nancy Mace, and Marjorie Taylor Greene for his satiric web-based purposes, the writer knew exactly when to spring into action.
As Trump purged the Kennedy Center board and replaced it with loyalists, Morton quietly scooped up the domain names, anticipating exactly what would happen next. And happen it did, completely validating his prescience.
Now, as Trump attempts to immortalize himself by stapling his name onto a national arts institution, Morton is preparing to turn the whole thing into a digital roast â one that mocks the ego, the vanity, and the absurdity of a president treating a cultural landmark like a piece of personal merch.
The irony is rich: Trump can rename buildings, bully boards, and slap his name in gold letters across history â but he canât control the internet. The satire has already landed and will get even more savage once Morton decides on the content heâll add to the sites.
And in a twist that feels almost poetic, the man who once rebranded casinos, steaks, universities, and water bottles canât even lock down his own name online.
As Morton put it, once art becomes ego, parody becomes inevitable. Some monuments are built to last. Others exist just long enough to be laughed at.
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Who doesnât know them⌠those neighbors who are always too loud when you least need them to be?
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I wanted to combine it with the gif from Ares as a quote⌠but somehow the forum resisted it⌠
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I told my boss: from New York to Tokyo itâs the same distance as from Tokyo to New YorkâŚso i make vacation from New Year to Christmas insted of Christmas to New Year.
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