Funny's & Jokes (Part 2)

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Once upon a time, in a small Swiss village, there lived an old woman.
On the evening of her 120th birthday, many journalists visited her.

A reporter asks her: Can you tell us your secret of how you got so old?

She replies: ‘Lots of sex and lots of drugs!’

The reporter is astonished: ‘When did you last have sex?!?’

She says: ‘That was around nineteen fortyfive!’

The reporter: ‘Well, that was a long time ago!’

She replies: ‘Why? It’s only 20:15 now!’

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Is that some kind of musical instrument in her pussy? Does it make a noise when it touches the floor?

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It is a buttplug that bounces on the floor in the rhytm of the music

she is not a pro in it , but i would give her 10 points just for trying :slight_smile:

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