Trump is on a road one night when the car hits a pig, killing it instantly.
Trump tells his driver to go to the farmer to explain what’s happened. About 1hr later Trump sees his driver staggering back to the car, bottle of wi ne in one hand, puffing a cigar andclothes all ripped.
“What happened?” asked Trump
“Oh the Farmer gave me the wi ne, his wife gave me the cigar and his daughter made passionate love to me.”
“What did you tell them?”
"I’m president Trump’s driver, the pig is dead.” 
A group of professors was invited onto an airplane. As the door closed and the plane was about to take off, the professors were informed that this airplane was built by their students. All the professors rushed toward the airplane door, trying to escape in order to survive, except for one professor who remained seated with confidence and composure.
Someone asked him why he didn’t escape from the plane. The professor replied, “They are our students!”
“Do you have that much faith in the students?”
The professor replied calmly, “No, I’m sure the plane won’t even take off.”
Yes, Hoe Foreshore is a place. It is a recreational area/park by the seaside (or shore) in the English town Plymouth.
