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A visitor to a psychiatric institution asks the director what criteria are used to decide when to admit a patient.
The director replies: “We fill a bathtub, give the candidate a teaspoon, a cup, and a bucket, and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
The visitor: “I understand. A normal person would take the bucket, right?”
The director: “No, a normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a room with or without a balcony?”
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God said: smile and be happy, things could get worse.
I smiled and was happy…and things got worse.
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the birth of a lumberjack 
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