A little boy and his grandpa are raking leaves in the yard.
The boy spots an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.
He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in the hole.” The grandpa replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to fit in that tiny hole.”
The little boy dashes into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray.
He sprays the worm until it’s straight and stiff as a board.
Then, he puts the worm back into the hole.
The grandpa hands the boy five dollars, snatches the hair spray, and rushes into the house.
Thirty minutes later, the grandpa comes back out and gives the boy another five dollars.
The little boy says, “Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars.” The grandpa responds, “I know. That’s from your Grandma!”
An elderly couple was on their way to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, the captain comes on the intercom and says, “Ladies and gentlemen, I have some unfortunate news. Our engines have stopped working, and we’re going to make an emergency landing. Fortunately, I see an uncharted island below us, and we should be able to land on the beach. However, there’s a chance we might not get rescued and could end up living on the island for the rest of our lives.”
Thanks to the flight crew’s skills, they land safely on the island. About an hour later, the husband turns to his wife and asks, “Honey, did we pay the car bill this month?”
“No, sweetheart,” she replies.
Still a bit rattled from the crash landing, he asks, “Did we pay our credit card bill yet?”
“Oh no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she admits.
“One last thing, did you remember to pay the medical bill for last month’s hospital visit?” he asks.
“Oh, forgive me, sweetheart,” the wife pleads. “I didn’t send that one either.”
The husband pulls her in for the biggest hug he’s given in 50 years. She pulls away and asks, “What was that hug for?”He replies, “They’ll find us! ”