he’s back …
100 push-ups vs. 1 bend over
The sculpture, also known as the “Stone Vulva”, has stood on the Tübingen Schnarrenberg in front of the Institute for Microbiology and Virology at the University Hospital in Tübingen since 2001. It was hewn from a 32-ton block and is 4.20 × 1.70 × 1.70 meters in size.
kid spits on the floor
mom: “you don’t spit! what is in the mouth is swallowed!”
dad raises his eyebrows
mom: “you are quiet!”
yes, this is a postcard…
I thought I would share with you a rhyme I memorised a very long time ago.
Here’s to the girl I love the best.
I love her best, when she’s undressed.
I’d fuck her standing, sitting, lying.
If she had wings I’d fuck her flying.
And when she’s dead and best forgotten, I’d dig her up and fuck her rotten.
Merry Christmas and Happy New year to you all 
