Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

[John78]

[Scot]

Here’s one for our Older Viewers…

Was in Asda and a girl about 17 was about £1.50 short and was getting a bit flusterd.

So I offered to pay it for her purely out of decency, she thanked me and gave me a peck on the cheek - It made an Old Man feel Very Happy.

As she walked away I noticed that she was wearing a reprinted T-shirt with “AC/DC Highway to Hell Tour 1979”

I suddenly realised that I was her age when the original tour happened - It made a Happy Man feel Very Old…

[Mohrchi]

You actually notice that you are old when the musicians of your youth are all slowly dying away.

[John78]

[Scot]

I was talking about this the other day to an Australian lady…

When I said that Scots text in a Scottish dialect - that is a Prime Example !

[letsdothis]

My girlfriend was really angry when I gave her a box of photos of all her old boyfriends for her birthday.

I don’t know why, she said she wanted an ex box.

[John78]

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[Lukas156546]

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